Have you ever heard of a Baby Moon? Yea me neither. It is supposed to be the last hoorah before the baby comes into our lives. Like a honey moon it cannot be done in the same town you live in...that is the number one rule I found out. So, lacking a real strong wallet and a bank account that is doing it's best impression of playing dead, we took a trip to exotic Denver, Colorado. Not able to contain my excitement, I dumped coffee on one of my two white shirts I had brought on the trip! Yea! I was stoked! Most people that know me, know that I never wear white and I had brought two white shirts on this trip. So in Castle Rock we pulled over as I was slowly loosing my salvation over crappy lid from the ol' Starbutt's. I open the suit case and put on my other white clean shirt so I did not look like a drooling subnormal halfwit on the last romantic date alone with my wife. 10 whole seconds later...your trusty narrator the drooling subnormal halfwit dropped the rest of the coffee on his newly changed white shirt. It was amazing. I looked up from my self imposed lagoon of coffee and rage from the parking lot towards I-25 and wondered if I should just bolt into traffic now. I stormed into the public restroom in a fit of rage and just ran my shirts under the poop ridden sinks to clean off my entire Baby Moon wardrobe. Luckily we were heading to a nice and dark place...The Denver Aquarium! That was the first place her and I ever went together.
As her and I somehow end up doing oh so often, we started off going in the Aquarium the wrong way. In fact, we did the entire thing backwards. We went against a full crowd of crazed children trying to enjoy their last weekend of summer vacation. It was easier than it sounds however, I believe people saw me with my soiled shirt and they were worried to come near me so they stayed close to the sharks instead where it seemed safer. Once we were done there, it was time for my favorite part...EATING! I will tell you later, it is bed time and I am tired.
...to be continued
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