Stop what you are doing! I have an important message that you may or may not believe. Ready for this? The TV has lied to us! "Say it ain't so!" you cry out to your computer monitor as you read this?! Well after all of these years of watching the mighty television trying to find anything that might perhaps be a hint of falsehood I have finally found the proof. They have lied to us about child birth! YES they have! You always see the scene of the nicely coverd up lady, giving birth, lying on her back, pushing as the doctor hides under a tarp waiting for the big catch. All of this while the dad stands in the lobby smoking cigars and celebrating. Well here are some excellent "Wake up calls" from thine own birthing class book. I found 4 examples in this book of birthing positions that you never knew existed.
Now that this lie has been exposed, I am excited to see what one my dear sweet wife will choose. Start your bets now!
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